Just because i have some time and wanted to answer some questions (thanks to lainey ;)):
If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11.55pm
If I were a planet I would be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: Arrow going in a spiral outwards
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bed
If I were a sin I would be: Sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: hardly famous and buried in history books
If I were a liquid I would be: Soybean milk
If I were a stone, I would be: at the bottom of the fish tank
If I were a bird, I would be: bluejay
If I were a tool, I would be: sledgehammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: those one blob-like round cactus
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: cloudy with blustering winds
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: cello
If I were an animal, I would be: cat
If I were a color, I would be: sky blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: pensive
If I were a vegetable, I would be: brocoli
If I were a sound, I would be: a low humming
If I were an element, I would be: helium
If I were a car, I would be: open top convertible
If I were a song, I would be: The muppet show theme song
If I were a book, I would be written by: Umberto Eco
If I were a food, I would be: sushi
If I were a place, I would be: home
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet&sour
If I were a scent, I would be: babies after they showered
If I were a word, I would be: daydreaming
If I were an object, I would be: bolster
If I were a body part I would be: skin
If I were a facial expression I would be: perplexed
If I were a subject in school I would be: literature
If I were a cartoon character I would be: bucky the cat
If I were a shape I would be: round
If I were a number I would be: 22